I’m in Illinois again, and let me say to anyone who may be reading this who has any modicum of authority in such things…
“Please get your shit together.”
In Michigan (particularly Metro Detroit), we joke about the cones, and perpetual construction… but out here… holy fuck. Will you assholes ever finish whatever the hell it is you’re doing to I-94, I-294, and apparently, every other expressway in your God foresaken state?
And you fuckers have the nerve to charge me $1.60 to use your crapass roads? Fuck you. Fuck you with a rusty pole.
I thought my life sucked because one lane on US-23 is going to be closed until November. I didn’t realize how good I had it until this afternoon.
