Monthly Archives: July 2007

Some devastating news has recently come to my attention, and I needed a place to share my feelings about it. I know that traditionally, I’ve been known by some as a right-wing jackass, by others, a cold-hearted womanizer, and to … Continue reading →

If I should ever pass away, do me a favor: Don’t ever eulogize me by getting an “In Loving Memory Of” sticker for the back of your car. It’s like the “pissing Calvin” of the afterlife.

Yes, I’m okay with admitting that I did indeed stand in line to get an iPhone.   And yes, it was totally worth it.   This thing is amazing, and if I ever left my house or talked to people on the … Continue reading →