I don’t keep it a secret that I’m something of an aficionado when it comes to bad cinema.
Surprisingly enough, I never got round to watching the Linda Blair classic Chained Heat (not to be confused with Caged Heat). Well, my friends, I’ve watched it.
There’s some sort of pre-internet perspective that I may just not have, because I can’t think of a single reason any person would watch this movie, other than morbid curiosity or it being the only venue to see Linda Blair topless.
When a fan of Reform School Girls watches your movie and says “What the fuck is supposed to be going on here?”, you should consider going in to accounting, or lion taming, or any job that has absolutely nothing to do with capturing images on celluloid.
