Monthly Archives: December 2008

Your Cable Company Sucks

Posted on December 31, 2008 by Kevin

It’s that special time of day when Palladia (formerly MHD) plays music videos for a couple of hours. Now, I’m not going to bitch about how they’re they’ve been the same goddamn videos for almost a year now. No, I’m … Continue reading →

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ATTN: Credit Union | RE: Fuck You

Posted on December 26, 2008 by Kevin

For the past year or so, I’ve been hearing these commercials for credit unions. In a nutshell: they tell you that you’re doing something good for your community and others by not entrusting your money with evil corporate banks. So … Continue reading →

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Get out of my gun and knife show!

Posted on December 12, 2008 by Kevin

I’ve said for years that there’s no better way to feel rich (no matter what your financial situation actually is) than paying a visit to Gibraltar Trade Center. Want cheap pets? Gibraltar’s got ‘em. How about a velvet Elvis? Gibraltar’s … Continue reading →

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Why you should take financial advice from me

Posted on December 9, 2008 by Kevin

I’ve been playing the CNBC Portfolio Challenge for a couple of weeks now, mostly mirroring investments I’ve made in real life. Top 7.7%, bitches.

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If you ever find yourself some…

Posted on December 6, 2008 by Kevin

If you ever find yourself somewhere and the cover band “Slowburn” is playing… Leave.

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Happy birthday to me.

Posted on December 3, 2008 by Kevin

Although my birthday officially ended about two hours ago, Martin Sargent (or someone claiming to be him) has acknowledged my presence by posting a comment here, thus validating me before the entire internet. Admittedly, the presents and well-wishes I received … Continue reading →