Happy birthday to me.
Although my birthday officially ended about two hours ago, Martin Sargent (or someone claiming to be him) has acknowledged my presence by posting a comment here, thus validating me before the entire internet.
Admittedly, the presents and well-wishes I received today were nothing to scoff at, but this is the first brush with celebrity I’ve had in a while. I’m going to go as far as saying it ranks up there with the day Gordon from Sesame Street came to the mall, and sent me to get him Vernors.
Because I know that this site is frequented by captains of media empires, let me implore you to hire this man. Mr. Jobs, the only reasons I pre-ordered an AppleTV were because of his podcasts, and because watching video podcasts on an iPod is for tools. (True stories, both.)
This is my commitment to you: I will pay a reasonable fee, or mindlessly buy any new Apple product to be regularly entertained by The Sarge.