I was flipping through channels (which I suppose is an outmoded term for what I was actually doing — which is, reading the on-screen guide) and came across the 1983 classic Kidco. Maybe “classic” is overstating a bit, but the movie taught me about the wonder of capitalism at an early age, so I’m forever grateful.
So, I recognized the main kid as the same kid from The Toy and as Flick from A Christmas Story.
As it turns out, he started doing porn in the ’90s. I suppose he wasn’t a porn star per se… but he was certainly in porno, so well done, him.
This got me to thinking about days long gone growing up in Garden City, and wondering about people whose names I still somehow remember. Of course, the first place I check when I’m looking someone up is the Michigan Sex Offender Registry (MIPSOR), and wouldn’t you know it…
Jason touches children. All things considered, this doesn’t shock me. At least, not nearly as much as the fact that he (allegedly) never grew taller than five foot six, and lives in the same house he did twenty five years ago.
So, take warning, sexual deviants. If you ever knew me, I’ll post something about you online, alerting my entire audience consisting of the three family members that read this shit, and Internet’s Martin Sargent (yes, that’s so totally confirmed).
If that isn’t an amazing SWAT team of internet justice ready to rain down, I don’t know what is.
I love the internet. How else would I have been able to show my younger sister her first boyfriend’s mug shot while I was home for Christmas? (armed robbery 2007, earliest release 2010).