Monthly Archives: July 2009

I'm so not voting for this guy…

Posted on July 31, 2009 by Kevin

Mikál Crawford would like you to vote for him, if you live in Detroit. Now, I know what you’re thinking… “Kevin, you don’t live anywhere near Detroit.” Well, that may be true. But it’s Detroit. You’re nuts if you think … Continue reading →

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When Marketing Works

Posted on July 29, 2009 by Kevin

I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something about the Palm Pre commercials that makes me want one. The closest I can figure, is the incredibly caucasian woman who seems to be oblivious to the fact that you’d … Continue reading →

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Things I Have Learned From Talk Shows

Posted on July 22, 2009 by Kevin

Steve Wilkos is not afraid of you. You may not sit down on Steve’s stage, if you have been accused of something. Polygraph tests are incredibly accurate. But not as accurate as DNA tests. In Maury’s estimation, paying for any … Continue reading →

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A Hostile Discovery

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Kevin

Shocking as it may sound, I make a solid effort to not be an anchor on society when I’m out and about. Today, for instance, I picked up some five-gallon bottles of water from Kroger, and knowing full well that … Continue reading →

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What the fuck, Channel 7?

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Kevin

Holy shit, I have everything. Also: I’ve transcribed the e-mail that terrified local superstars Ariel and Zoey so that I could take shots at everyone but them. Continue reading →

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Oh yeah, that thing.

Posted on July 19, 2009 by Kevin

Such neglect, I’ve shown you. I’ve had a few ideas that I meant to write about, but just never got around to it. I’m sorry, baby. I’ll do better. Baby? Baby, come back.

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