I don’t expect much of people. And, I generally expect less of drivers.
All I ask, is that you pay attention to the road, and at least try to use your fucking turn signal.
So, when you know that this two-lane road is going to become one lane after this light, don’t fool yourself in to believing that your Suburban is a drag racing machine. And don’t think that I won’t run you off of the road sooner than let you in. And don’t get pissy with your brights when that’s happened.
And don’t ever get out of your car. I’m bitchy enough with zero Coke and 50% less nicotine, and I’m on my way to the gym.
