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When cheerleaders from your school are using Facebook to discuss cleaning products, you can pretty much give up on ever being cool again.

Seen in Ann Arbor: “I left Detroit in prayer.”

Steve Wilkos is not afraid of you. You may not sit down on Steve’s stage, if you have been accused of something. Polygraph tests are incredibly accurate. But not as accurate as DNA tests. In Maury’s estimation, paying for any … Continue reading →

Just said on the news, about digital receiver boxes: “…you can get someone to install it for free. To find out how, call 888-CALL-FCC. They can also answer any questions you have regarding the switch. You are asked not to … Continue reading →

No, I did not spam your precious mail servers. Read your fucking headers, and spend five or ten minutes Googling about running a mail server for fuck’s sake.

I read this just now, and thought it was brilliant: “Ruins are the visible symbols and landmarks of our societies and their changes…the volatile result of the change of eras and the fall of empires. This fragility leads us to … Continue reading →

This has been bugging me for a while… You used to be able to go to any gas station, and choose from a vast array of Snapple and / or Mystic juices (or both, if you had a decent gas … Continue reading →

I was looking at the recent report from Google Analytics, and one of the top referring hits I get is “linda blair topless”. Frankly, I’m surprised that’s such a frequent hit. And to those of you who got here expecting … Continue reading →

The little Red Baron microwavable pizzas remind me of high school. I used to get pissed when they weren’t available. True story.